She will want to try it.
If she tries it,
She will want to adjust her whole outfit to match.
If she rolls up her pants,
She'll want to tuck in her shirt.
If she tucks in her shirt,
She'll want to wear a gaudy belt buckle and say she's being "ironic".
If she's being ironic,
She'll want to wear a top knot and heavy fringe bangs.
If she's got heavy fringe bangs,
She'll feel like she's being "hipster" or some shit.
If she feels like she's being hipster or some shit,
She'll want to wear her new faux moccassins.
If she wears her new faux moccasins,
She'll post the whole outfit on her blog to get approval.
If she gets approval,
She'll roll up her pants.
