Apartment Hunting is Like Auditioning

All you need is about a minute and a half of the other person's time to know definitively if it's going to work out.

This woman called me for a "phone interview" and made it so difficult to have a conversation, and then just wouldn't shut up long enough for me to get a word in, and then paused at these really awkward times like she wanted me to comment, and I just didn't understand what she wanted me to say and ohmygodpeople: I think I hate them.