Tuesday, February 7, 2012

#can'tmakethisstuffup

S: "Miss Melissa, welcome to my museum.  This is the pyramids.  The writing says "this is the pyramids".  And this is Mona Apaloosa, the famoustist girl in town."

Me: "Sorry J, you just got out of the game.  You can read a book or watch."
J: "I don't want to read a book."
Me: "Then you can watch."
J: "I don't want to read a book OR watch."
Me: "Those are your choices."
J: (whines more about not wanting to read a book)
Me: (ignores him)
My co-teacher: (talks to him about how his choices are "read a book" or "watch")
J: "But I don't want to read a book!"
Me: "If you are out of the game, you can come back in."
J: "I don't want to come back in; I want to read a book."
Me: (dies laughing)

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