Skinny*, bike-riding hipster boyfriend
Required: Concurrent loves of (and desire to introduce others to) restaurants, music, exploring, and books; Tolerance of “cute kid stories”, sarcasm, and playful criticism; big vocabulary; fashionable
Desired but not Mandatory: Thick-rimmed glasses, vegetarianism, an interest in camping/hiking, bigger vocabulary than me; more fashionable than me
Deal Breakers: Extreme masculinity, being a poor sport and/or taking competition too seriously, general obtuseness, taking offense easily, religious or social intolerance, inability to stand up for oneself, non-amiable relationships with ex-girlfriends, intense interest in drugs, alcohol, or politics, actors, bad teeth
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*also accepting mesomorphic applicants
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