Orthographically

Sometimes I think I use OkCupid like a social experiment. Like how abrasive can I make my profile and still receive messages from people.


Under the heading "Message me if:" I used to have:

You probably shouldn't.  I deactivate this constantly.

But now I have:

everything is grammatically and orthographically correct in your profile and you have a picture that accurately represents the current appearance of your smile (teeth included).

Because let's be real.  That's all I'm judging on.  And all they are judging on is my damn looks.  Because my profile is sparse and where it isn't sparse it's annoying (see above).  I can't, for whatever reason, bring myself to cancel the account nor can I bring myself to respond to any of the messages.  I've gotten close though, some people are hella clever.

Okay, I lied.  Someone just messaged me this.  Had to give them props for that: